posted by Marvin the Martian at 11:21 AM
I am a financial planner who assists clients with their investment strategies in the transportation industry. In other words I use way too many words to bullshit my way through life. During my free time, I enjoy non-controversial activities such as playing racket ball and running. Controversially, I have a tendency of annoying people with my opinions on sex, marriage, politics, and the divine. I dont do it on purpose, but I cant seem to be able to shut up. I get hit on by Jewish women a lot who tell me I should reunite with my Jewish roots. Once, a woman at the mall asked me if I was circumcised. I also get hit on by men at the grocery store. I recently stopped working out at my local gym because of contentious activities in the shower rooms. I think marriage is overrated. One day, I plan on contributing to a major newspaper in Washington DC, unless of course I succeed in becoming a wine grower outside San Francisco. I think way too much. I love bagels, peanutbutter, Atari, and Formula One. I have fondness for everything Irish. One day, I plan on going to Mongolia. The rest you'd have to figure out yourself.
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