"When you have a good moment, it's good to remember the bad moments, because that helps keep your feet on the ground. And when you have bad moments, it's good to remember the good ones, because that helps you keep your head above water."
posted by Marvin the Martian at 3:55 PM
I am a financial planner who assists clients with their investment strategies in the transportation industry. In other words I use way too many words to bullshit my way through life. During my free time, I enjoy non-controversial activities such as playing racket ball and running. Controversially, I have a tendency of annoying people with my opinions on sex, marriage, politics, and the divine. I dont do it on purpose, but I cant seem to be able to shut up. I get hit on by Jewish women a lot who tell me I should reunite with my Jewish roots. Once, a woman at the mall asked me if I was circumcised. I also get hit on by men at the grocery store. I recently stopped working out at my local gym because of contentious activities in the shower rooms. I think marriage is overrated. One day, I plan on contributing to a major newspaper in Washington DC, unless of course I succeed in becoming a wine grower outside San Francisco. I think way too much. I love bagels, peanutbutter, Atari, and Formula One. I have fondness for everything Irish. One day, I plan on going to Mongolia. The rest you'd have to figure out yourself.
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